[segamascot]

[actionpainting]

i have blocked this guy four times and he keeps sending me this dumbass picture and it makes me laugh everytime i see it

[angelicguy]

My world is far more complex than you realize

[heavybend]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[heavybend]

brother dubious

[hotvampireadjacent]

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

[imusthavebecomesomething]

[skyllion-uwu]

ALT

Anonymous asked:

gave a guy head once and after he finished he said "thanks for kissing my worm" guess that's what happens when you suck a guy off behind a tesco express

chimpanzeedotcom answered:

I hate my followers so much it’s unreal. Not even a proper fucking Tesco’s

[grink]

the driving crooner seems to drive his car at night

[gurn]

they see me driving. im crooning

[gurn]

*desperate for pussy voice* ohhhh so thats the driving crooner?